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11-02-2009, 11:10 AM
By Robert Niles: If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
http://www.themeparkinsider.com/art/news/country-bears-hoedown.jpg
Hey! This is great. I couldn't have spent more than 20 minutes in the rotation so far. Ten minutes pushing strollers and another five in pre-show, and now I'm in theater. Heck, I didn't even have to spiel! At this rate, I'll get an extra break before lunch, easily. And maybe a second extra break before I go home.
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
Okay. Theater's loaded and the show's running. It's so cool here in the darkened theater, with a nice place to sit - heck, it almost makes me feel sorry that the rotation's moving so fast.
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
Eh, okay. So I had to sit through another show and load the theater again. Hey, at least the rotation froze while I was in theater, instead of out there in the Central Florida summer sun, pushing strollers around Frontierland.
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
Um... okay. Four shows of Country Bear Vacation Hoedown? In a row? Really?
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
Great. Now I'm going to be late getting my lunch. Ugh! Make the singing stop!
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
Fishing? Yeah, right. Just once, I'd like to see some mutant bass jump out of the river and drag one of you sorry bears under for good.
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
Five Bear Rugs? That's what you ought to be, you miserable singing animatronics. Five stinkin' rugs on some Imagineer's floor, instead of the glorified the Chuck E. Cheese's floorshow that you are here in "Dante's Frontierland."
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
Make. It. Stop. Please. For the love of God, just make it stop.
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry for thinking bad things about the bears. I love them. I really do. I... uh... I'd just like to, well... I'd just like to see daylight again. Once. Before I die. I promise that I'll never say, or think, anything bad about any Disney animatronic character again. Please?
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
& #9835; Softly, deftly music shall caress you
Hear it, feel it secretly possess you
Open up you mind let your fantasies unwind
In this darkness which you know you cannot fight
The darkness of the music of the night....
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
"Hey, Robert. Sorry about that. The rotation kinda... got messed up. You can go on lunch now.
"Uh... Robert?"
Here is the archive of Robert's stories (http://www.themeparkinsider.com/search/?cx=partner-pub-9404307255807136%3Ah95qvn-s5kq & cof=FORID%3A10 & ie=ISO-8859-1 & q=%22Theme+park+cast+member+stories%3A%22 & sa=Search) about working in Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom.
More... (http://www.themeparkinsider.com/flume/200911/1512/)
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
http://www.themeparkinsider.com/art/news/country-bears-hoedown.jpg
Hey! This is great. I couldn't have spent more than 20 minutes in the rotation so far. Ten minutes pushing strollers and another five in pre-show, and now I'm in theater. Heck, I didn't even have to spiel! At this rate, I'll get an extra break before lunch, easily. And maybe a second extra break before I go home.
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
Okay. Theater's loaded and the show's running. It's so cool here in the darkened theater, with a nice place to sit - heck, it almost makes me feel sorry that the rotation's moving so fast.
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
Eh, okay. So I had to sit through another show and load the theater again. Hey, at least the rotation froze while I was in theater, instead of out there in the Central Florida summer sun, pushing strollers around Frontierland.
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
Um... okay. Four shows of Country Bear Vacation Hoedown? In a row? Really?
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
Great. Now I'm going to be late getting my lunch. Ugh! Make the singing stop!
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
Fishing? Yeah, right. Just once, I'd like to see some mutant bass jump out of the river and drag one of you sorry bears under for good.
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
Five Bear Rugs? That's what you ought to be, you miserable singing animatronics. Five stinkin' rugs on some Imagineer's floor, instead of the glorified the Chuck E. Cheese's floorshow that you are here in "Dante's Frontierland."
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
Make. It. Stop. Please. For the love of God, just make it stop.
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry for thinking bad things about the bears. I love them. I really do. I... uh... I'd just like to, well... I'd just like to see daylight again. Once. Before I die. I promise that I'll never say, or think, anything bad about any Disney animatronic character again. Please?
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
& #9835; Softly, deftly music shall caress you
Hear it, feel it secretly possess you
Open up you mind let your fantasies unwind
In this darkness which you know you cannot fight
The darkness of the music of the night....
If you've just been wishing 'bout going fishing and you're still on the shore
Grab your cap and gear and meet us right here
We've got all kinds of fun in store
It's time for a vacation, for some rest and relaxation.
Forget your cares, and join us bears
In the great outdoors...
"Hey, Robert. Sorry about that. The rotation kinda... got messed up. You can go on lunch now.
"Uh... Robert?"
Here is the archive of Robert's stories (http://www.themeparkinsider.com/search/?cx=partner-pub-9404307255807136%3Ah95qvn-s5kq & cof=FORID%3A10 & ie=ISO-8859-1 & q=%22Theme+park+cast+member+stories%3A%22 & sa=Search) about working in Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom.
More... (http://www.themeparkinsider.com/flume/200911/1512/)